That one dinosaur when they were leaving the island

recently read that the life expectancy of a trans person is about 23-30 years old which is hella fucked up but i guess that means i get to have my midlife crisis now

hey if u ever feel bad about yourself remember that i made to choice to have my fortnite username be mercutio.lalonde

if anyone wants to rescue me from the campaign office that’d be swell

i’ve reached god tier dissociation and anyways i’m ready to drop kick some deity back into the astral plane

why are all my goals so fucking unrealistic like i want to make an audio drama but i just barely get my homework done?? like @ brain calm the fuck down mate we ain’t that talented 

does anyone want to see the shitty memes i’m making for my engineering class

august: *starts*
my gremlin ass: *whisper chanting* veda, veda, veda, v

me, casually writing self indulgent fanfics bc i known that my gender probably will never be accepted by my family irl and i’m desperate to feel even remotely good about myself: well i mean i mostly do if for fun i guess, it’s not like my mental health hinges of this shit or anything Imao

i’m eating girl scout cookies that expired like a year ago. this may be how i die